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Smoker Aquarium
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The Dog Had To Be Trained
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The 90's
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Pound Puppies
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Bar Scene In California
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Too Much Information (Cause I'm The Dad)
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Pads
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White Trash Road Race
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A Snake In The Toilet
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Weather and News (LP Version)
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Here's Your Sign Christmas
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Surfing Lesson
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People Amaze Me (Here's Your Sign)
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Now That's Awesome (comedy bit)
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When Did Shrapnel Become a Fashion Accessory?
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Here's Your Sign (Don't Mess With Us)
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Whale Watching (LP Version)
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Quitting Smoking (Album Version)
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The Differences in Years
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Here's Your Sign
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Introduction
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Factory Outlet Malls
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Dorkfish
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Caught Big Time ()
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I.G. Joe (Album Edit)
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Going to the Fair
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I.G. Joe
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Nobody Disciplines Their Kids Anymore
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Flying
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Bungee Jumping and Parachuting
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Discovery Channel
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Here's Your Sign Reloaded
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Christmas In The Country Holiday (Album Version)
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After Twenty Years of Marriage
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More Here's Your Sign
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Tell Me What I'm Thinking
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Weather And News
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Deer Hunting
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I Love Golf
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We've Got a Full House
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Jolly Roger Party Boat
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My Daughter's Growing Up
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Aged And Confused
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Smokers
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Minivan
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Clubbing At 50
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Things Have Changed
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T-Ball And Indian Guides
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Argue Naked
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Caught Big Time
And now my little girl's getting older now
She's starting to ask questions about things
I don't think she needs to know the answer to
Ever
The other morning, we were having coffee together
My wife and I, I'm sorry, not my daughter
You have more coffee? Only fourth grade's starting
No, thanks, Daddy, I'm buzzed
Alright, baby, be sure you color inside the lines today
Color inside the lines?
I'll be lucky to find the paper I got to shake so bad
Hey, I didn't think of that
Here, I have one of Daddy's cigarettes that'll calm me down
So my wife and I were having coffee
My daughter walks in and goes, "Daddy, what is sex?"
Well, after I spit coffee all over the table
And peeled my wife off the ceiling
She's screaming, I told you she saw us
I told you she saw us, I'm like, shut up
She didn't see us, boy
You'd be great under interrogation
We're guilty, we did it, we're sorry
So I turn to my little girl and I go
Baby, I go, where'd you hear this?
She said, Daddy, my friend at school
Said, "sex is when a man and woman kiss and then they wrestle around"
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