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  • Hollywood Made Me Queer
  • Mind of a Sleeping Man
  • I Heart Dave (Album Version)
  • Enlightened Garbage (Album Version)
  • Dream Small The Disappointment Hurts Less (Album Version)
  • Gaunt And Sexy (Album Version)
  • America The Augmented (Album Version)
  • Fictitious Disorder (Album Version)
  • Please Light Me (Album Version)
  • Fictitious Disorder
  • The Coprophagia Diet (Album Version)
  • America The Augmented
  • Gaunt and Sexy
  • Enlightened Garbage
  • TWO
  • I Heart Dave
  • ONE
  • The Coprophagia Diet
  • THREE
  • 5
  • Please Light Me
  • FOUR
  • Dream Small The Disappointment Hurts Less
  • SEVEN
  • SIX
  • EIGHT
  • NINE
  • TEN
  • PLEASE KILL ME
  • Dream Small The Dissapointment Hurts Less
  • Mind Of A Sleeping Man (Album Version)
  • Snapple
  • The Girlfriend
  • Parade or Fireworks?
  • God
  • Canada
  • South Dakota
  • Plastic Surgery
  • New Orleans
  • Poker
  • Sneeze
  • Intro
  • Chapstick
  • The Price is Right
  • Superhero Kid
  • Daylight Savings Time
  • Bracelets
  • Potheads
  • Doves
  • Queers

And no, I'm not on steroids
A lot of people say, "Really?
I don't think there's any way you could be that funny without enhancement creams"
And I'm like, "No, this is natural, I work out, I hit the gym, yesterday, I did ankles"
I think pro athletes should be forced to use steroids
I think we as fans deserve the greatest athlete science can create
Let's go

Anything that will make you run faster, jump higher
I have high definition TV, I want my athletes like my video games
Let's go
I could care less if you die at 40
You hate life after sports anyway
I'm doing you a favor

We got athletes like Randy Moss and T.O., Terrell Owens
People get upset, you sit on your couch and you say horrible things
"Oh, hey buddy, why don't you just do your job?
Just do your job, quit celebrating so much"
His job is to catch a ball
It's really not that serious
But I don't care if he gets in the end zone and has a ten-minute tea party

Just don't get mad at me, though
When you're paralyzed from the neck down
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