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  • Lunch With Frankenstein
  • Pandering to the Locals!
  • My Immigrant Mom Talks Funny!
  • Socks and Shoes
  • Shaving the Pope's Pussy
  • Monica Lewinsky and the Three Bears
  • Flying on a Mexican Plane
  • My Daughter's First Date
  • Diarrhea Moustache
  • Phone Call from a Cranky Terrorist
  • If Baseballs Had AIDS on Them
  • Fake Tits/Real Beer
  • Abortion Doctor From Hell!
  • Certain Leaders in Government Look or Act Like Certain Pop Culture References!
  • Goodnight Assholes!
  • A Rapid Series of Comical Noises!
  • Women, Please Rinse Off Your Vagina and Anus!
  • My Wife's Crazy!
  • Weathermen Have Become, for the Most Part, Obsolete!
  • If you care
  • That One Show About Drugs and Stuff
  • Black Stuff
  • Me and Drugs
  • Sex on the Internet!?
  • Even Though I Am in the Closet, That Won't Prevent Me From Getting Cheap Laughs at the Expense of Homosexuals!
  • Silly Religious Crazies
  • REALLY Silly Religious Crazies. I Mean, Double, Triple Crazy!!
  • ...Or Worse
  • Austin Powers Saying "Yeah Baby"
  • Spiderman vs. Batman vs. Wonder Woman on the Rag
  • Where We Are Now Back In September '09
  • I Can't Get Beer in Me
  • Opening Song (The Sultan's Revenge)
  • Random Goofabouts
  • When All Is Said and Done, I Am Lonely and Miserable and Barely Able to Mask My Contempt for the Audience as I Trot Out the Same Sorry Act I've Been Doing Since the Mid-Eighties!
  • My Child Is Enthralling, Especially When It Says Something Unexpectedly Precocious Even Though It Doesn't Understand What It Just Said!
  • Lesson Learned
  • I've Taken a Popular Contemporary Pop Song and Changed the Lyrics to Comment on the Proliferation of Starbucks in My Neighborhood!
  • "You Go, Girl!"
  • You Go, Girl!
  • Welfare Dentist on a Bender
  • Although Indigent, Rural Families Have Little To Say In The Matter, Their Meager, Third Rate Public Education Has Kept Them Ignorant And Thus, Great Sources Of Ridicule!
  • Playing Pool With My Wife
  • Footprints
  • Amish Kid
  • Although Indigent, Rural Families Have Little to Say in the Matter, Third Rate Public Education Has Kept Them Ignorant and Thus, Great Sources of Ridicule!
  • You Go Girl! (Album)
  • Virgin Mary
  • High Times
  • When It Comes to Jews, Behavior One Might Perceive as Obnoxious and Annoying I Present as "Quirky" but It's Okay to Joke About It Because I, Myself, Am Jewish!

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