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Asshole
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Life's Gonna Suck
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Traditional Irish Folk Song
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Rehab
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Meat
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More Drugs
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Death
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Coffee
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Drugs
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Smoke
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Beer
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President Leary
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Marv Marv Marv
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Fuck Santa
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Fat Fucks
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Voices In My Head
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The Downtrodden Song
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Asshole Of The Dance
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Fuck The Pope
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Save This
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My Kids
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I'm An Asshole
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Im An Asshole
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Fuck The Kennedys
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Deaf Mute Cocktail Party
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A Reading From The Book Of Apple
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Elvis And I
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Lock 'N Load
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Insane Cowboy (In Africa)
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Love Barge
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Dogsledding (LP Version)
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Jack Goes To School (LP Version)
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Merry Fuckin' Christmas (Live)
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No Cure For Cancer
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Fat Guy On The Plane (LP Version)
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Merry F'n Christmas (LP Version)
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Merry F'n Christmas
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A*****e
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coffee, beer and the pope
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Fat Guy on the Plane
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Jack Goes to School
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Asshole Song
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When I'm President
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cows with guns
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Dogsledding
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The Asshole Song
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Traditional Irish Drinking Song
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At the Rehab
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Douchebag
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Coffin Rap
Beer, same thing now. Who knew that beer-flavored beer would be a special order? You had this experience yet? Huh? You're walking around in a neighborhood you don't live in, but you've seen a million times before, and you see a brand new bar that looks like an Irish bar, right? You walk in with your friend. Still looks like an Irish bar, there's a bartender behind the bar. You walk up and go, "Hey, how's about a couple of Budweisers?" "I can't do that." "Why not?" "Well, because this isn't really a bar." "Oh, well what is it?" "This is a microbrewery." "Oh really, asshole? Well, why don't you go in the back and microbrew me up a batch of fucking Budweiser then, okay? Because this is America, and I am very thirsty. Pull up your pants!"
Microbrewery... you can't even order a shot of whiskey anymore without some special little story being attached to it. You want a boiler... that's a tough word or two. "Gimme a shot of whiskey." "Oh, that's not just whiskey." "Okay, what is it?" "That's 182-year-old oak barrel family recipe sipping whiskey." "Oh really? Watch this. CLANG! Gimme another one, alright? Then gimme another, and I'm gonna sip the whole fucking bottle, asshole, alright? And get two bowls of pretzels out here, too! Shithead!" Special family recipe... you know what, sip this. Sip this right here.
My brother-in-law comes over, last Christmas. "Hey man, look what I got you for Christmas." "What's that?" "Special Sam Adams beer dispenser, man." "Oh really?" "Yeah, six different flavors." "You know what? Put it in the fridge. Put it in the bottom of the fridge and bury it." (whispers under breath) Fucking asshole...
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