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  • All Of These Things Are Soul
  • The Winkers Song (Misprint)
  • The Winker's Song (Misprint)
  • Bras on 45
  • Let's All Get Demented
  • Cucumber Number
  • The Cockerel Song
  • The Pussy Song
  • I'm a wanker
  • Hello My Baby
  • The Winker Song
  • I've Parted (Misprint)
  • I Have A Dog His Name Is Rover
  • You Can't Have A Shag With A Snowman
  • Halfway Up Virginia
  • Bra Size 45
  • The Majorca Song
  • John Thomas Allcock
  • Sing A Mucky Song
  • My Brother's Magazine
  • No! No! No!
  • Dorothy Please Trim Your Hinge (Misprint)
  • (Nobody Does It Like) The Ukelele Man
  • Southern Breeze
  • Down By the Riverside
  • Hide the Sausage (Rap version)
  • Two Thirds of Four Fifths
  • The Premature Ejaculation Waltz
  • The Filthy Farmer (A Song of The Soil)
  • The Charabanc Trip
  • The Son of John Thomas Allcock
  • My Baby Loves My Yorkshire Pudding
  • I Wish I Was
  • Ukulele Lady
  • Bras On 45 (Dirty Gertie Version)
  • The Winker's Song - Misprint, Rotten Version
  • Are 'Mice' Electric?
  • Give Us A Wank For Christmas
  • Winking Your Blues Away (Misprint)
  • The Yodelling Winker (Misprint)
  • Great grandad John
  • I'm Shy
  • My Shirt Collar (It Won't Go Stiff)
  • Probing Andromeda
  • Chantilly Lace
  • The Filthy Limerick Mambo
  • Bras On 45 (Medley)
  • The Winking Caveman (Misprint)
  • All I Want for Christmas (Is a Great Big Dong)
  • Graffiti Night Fever

Bra size 45, bra size 45
Bra size 45, bra size 45

Well, I went out for a boogie
A week ago last Tuesday
I was doing the Wigan Hustle
And the Palais Glide
I met a girl in pink suspenders
And her boswams were stupendous
Like two bald-headed men
Sitting side by side
She wore a bra size 45
And she could jute and jive
And when she stopped dancing
Bits of her kept wobbling about
She said "You drive me crazy
Burn some rubber on me, baby"
She grabbed my little whistle
And she began to shout
"Hit me with your rhythm stick
Hit me, hit me
Je t'adore, ich liebe dich
Hit me, hit me, hit me
Hit me with your rhythm stick
I'm six feet tall and five feet thick
Hit me, hit me, hit me"

Bra size 45, bra size 45

I couldn't do nothing
But stand and stare
She gave me a hug like a grizzly bear
I couldn't see much
I thought I was dead
I had boobs upside my head
Boobs upside my head, boobs upside my head
Oh, what a front she had
Enough for me, my brother and dad
A chest of drawers, no doubt
One with the top drawer half pulled out
Oh, what a front she got
Believe me, son, she got the lot
Right before my eyes
And she was bra size 45
"Um, excuse me, what do I do now?"
"Man, be cool, you gotta get down and have a rap"
"I beg your pardon, I think I'll do a talking bit instead"
She was the big economy size
Her boswams were gigantic
Like two fat little boys
Wrestling under a blanket
The flickering strobes lit up the globes
That thrust from her pullover
I think her name was June
'Cause she was busting out all over
...

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