• Show Me Your Genitals
  • Everyday Normal Guy
  • Everyday Normal Guy 2
  • High As Fuck
  • 2 Girls 1 Cup Song
  • Pop Song
  • Show Me Your Genitals 2: E=MC Vagina
  • Too Fast
  • Sunday Afternoon
  • Cold Blooded Christmas
  • Everyday Normal Crew
  • I Kill People
  • Song For Britney
  • Stay at Home Dad
  • Why Did You Leave Me?
  • Potty Training Song
  • The Phonecall
  • WTF COLLECTIVE
  • F**k Everything
  • Michael Jackson is Dead
  • I Can Dance
  • The Birthday Song
  • WTF COLLECTIVE 2
  • Chatroulette song
  • Alone in the Universe
  • Radio-Friendly Song
  • Listening to My Penis
  • Slightly Irresponsible
  • Mel Gibson's Love Song
  • Nine To Five
  • In Different Ways
  • Very Super Famous
  • WTF Collective 3
  • Please Use This Song
  • The Best Song
  • Show me your genitals 2
  • Wtf Collective 2 [Explicit]
  • I Kill People [Explicit]
  • Wtf Collective [Explicit]
  • E=MC Vagina
  • The Birthday Song [Explicit]
  • Listening to My Penis [Explicit]
  • Show Me Your Genitals 2 (E=MC VAGINA)
  • Michael Jackson Is Dead [Explicit]
  • Nine To Five [Explicit]
  • Started as a Baby
  • Radio Friendly Song [Explicit]
  • In Different Ways [Explicit]
  • Alone In the Universe [Explicit]
  • Broken-Hearted

Yo! MC Confusing!
WTF 3 motherfuckers!
Got more hamstrings than a pile of wings!
Bringing DVDs to a blind date!
First on the deck, Everyday Normal Guy!

Everyday Normal Guy here to get the track started
My average lyrics are between genius and retarded
I drink tap water and watch all the s
I put my 30-dollar pants on one leg at a time
Sleep eight hours a night, eat three meals a day
I'm motherfucking content, I have no reason to complain
I have a roof over my head and I got clothes on my back
My verse is done. It wasn't great, but hey, it wasn't that bad

Yo, I'm MC Uses Time Machines Irresponsibly
Went back and found Judas Iscariot in 33AD
Gave him 31 pieces of silver to rat out the wrong guy
Then I planed monsanto seeds in dinosaur times
Gave Bill Gates my iPhone in 1973
Then I traveled in time to the night I was conceived
I met up with my parents and we hung out all night
Come to think of it, they didn't have any alone time
(No...)

MC Nauseous up in this montherfucker
I don't feel so hot shit I think that I am gonna--
(Bluurg!)
Why'm I so sick, what'd I eat?
Cat food will make expired yogurt taste less like cheese
(Oh right)

MC Cock-Blocks Himself, hey girl what's up?
You so sexy, we should probably hook up
Crawl in a hot tub with a bottle of champagne
By the way, I have a girlfriend and I think I might have AIDS
(Where you going?)

MC Necrophiliac
Where are my dead bodies at?
Crashing funerals just so that I can get a whiff of that
Decomposing bodies, they're my favorite aphrodisiac
Flatlining gives me a Pavlovian erection in my pants
...

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