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  • Ho Ho Fucking Ho
  • Absolute Cunt of a Day
  • Hey Santa Claus
  • You Can't Say Cunt in Canada
  • Living Next Door to Alan
  • The Local
  • Mick the Master Farter
  • She's the Sorta Sheila
  • Dilligaf
  • The Builder
  • Grandad's Got a Bone
  • Don't Touch Your Sister
  • The Pubic Hair Song
  • The Apprentice
  • Pussy Tricks
  • Kev's Courtin' Song
  • I Gave Up Wanking
  • Bali Belly Song
  • Supa Mega Fugly
  • The Browneye Medley
  • Manuel the Bandito
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  • The Kid (He Swears a Bit)
  • That Fucking Cat's Back
  • The Kid (He Swears A Little Bit)
  • She's a Good'n
  • Take It Like a Man
  • Double Decker Dog
  • Dicktaphone
  • Born Again Piss Tank
  • D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F
  • It Was Over (Kev's Lament)
  • Missing You
  • The Featherbrain Championship
  • The Festival of Life
  • Do You Fuck On First Dates (Kev's Courtin' Song)
  • Me Dick (Just Dialled Your Number)
  • New Christmas Song
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  • Santa was Stoned
  • Ollie And Olga
  • That Fuckin' Cat's Back
  • The Last Lager Waltz
  • It Was Over
  • Festival of Farts
  • Festival of Life
  • Fuck Ya Guts Out
  • Hey Santa Claus You Cunt
  • Do Ya Fuck On First Dates
  • Kristmas Without Snow

Mum, there's a dog outside, what I'd like you to see,
Mum, if it's alright I'd like to keep him here with me,
'Cause I never seen a dog like that,
He's got another head, in the middle of his back,
And he's got six legs so it be good at chasin' cats,
He's a double decker dog.

(Two-headed, six-legged,
Double decker dog)

Mum, his back half's black, but his front bit's really white,
Mum, don't be frightened, he's not gonna bite,
'Cause he looks too tired, he looks worn out,
And both his heads'a got their tongues hangin' out,
And he's huffin' and he's puffin' and he's frothin' at the mouth,
Haha, he looks really really friendly.

(Two-headed, six-legged,
Double decker dog)

Mum, they're cruel next door, 'cause all they did was laugh,
Mum, why you fillin' up the bucket? Do you think he needs a bath?
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