• Up, Up, Down, Down
  • Ring Capacity
  • Villain Song
  • Great Lakes Avengers
  • Vault 101
  • Zombie Apocalypse
  • On And On
  • Back to the Beginning
  • One of the Guys
  • Henchman
  • Secret Identity
  • Marvelous Girls
  • Take It From Me
  • Teabagged
  • Another New Crisis
  • Naked Wii
  • Dusty Cartridges & Long Boxes
  • Counting On You
  • In Another Castle
  • Going Home
  • Booty Do Math
  • Can I Watch You?
  • Super Powered Love
  • I Wanna Live in a World Full of Heroes
  • Roll Over (feat. Gmk the Great)
  • Big Heart
  • Then Again, Maybe Not
  • Nerd Money
  • Needing a Miracle
  • Hunt 'Em All Down
  • Bite of Another
  • Comic Shop
  • Rainbow Bridge
  • Hidden Track
  • The Yellow King (True Detective song)
  • Tony Stark
  • Open Up Your Window
  • One More Episode
  • The Yellow King
  • Parachute
  • Roll Over
  • Set Your Phasers to Sexy
  • Web-Slinger/Hope-Bringer
  • Grandma's House
  • Cozy Pants O'Clock
  • 140 Characters
  • North of the Wall
  • Cosplay Queen
  • Taco Night
  • Take You Out Tonight

I tried to join the X-Men
But I think they're maybe racist
Just because I'm human they don't want my help it seems it doesn't really matter if your super power's firing tuna melts

I tried to the join the Justice League
But Batman was a douche to me
And Black Canary wouldn't tell me hi
And Plastic Man changed to a middle finger
That was thirty stories high

I got a message from the Great Lakes Avengers
They offered me a membership but I did not accept
Cuz they're a walking disaster
Like a narwhal with a fireball
They just don't make sense at all
They're the worst heroes of all time
To call themselves Avengers is a crime
Marcel Marceau was Europe's favorite mime
So I guess I'll look around

I tried to join Green Lantern Corps
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