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If We Were Gay
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Dinosaur Laser Fight
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Unicorn Wizard
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Dragon Slayer
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The Decision
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No Reason Boner
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Fyi I Wanna F Your A
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NSP Theme Song
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Attitude City
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Best Friends Forever!
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Let's Get This Terrible Party Started
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Objects of Desire
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Sex Training
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Everybody Shut Up (I Have an Erection)
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Next to You
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Road Trip
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Rhinoceratops vs. Superpuma
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Why I Cry
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I Just Want To (Dance)
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Three Minutes of Ecstasy
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Manticore
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Introduction
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Shredded Metal
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Party of Three
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The Ultimate Sandwich
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Intro (Strawberries)
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You Can Do Us!
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The Sacred Chalice, Pt. 1
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Peppermint Creams
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Accept My Shaft
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Intro (Attitude)
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Cookies!
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Outro (Cream)
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6969
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Outroduction
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Take on Me
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Everybody Wants to Rule the World
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Buttsex Goldilocks
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Samurai Abstinence Patrol
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Your Love
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Outro (City)
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Rock with You
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Subdivisions
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Wish You Were Here
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Jump
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The Last Unicorn
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Misunderstanding
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Madrigal
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The Burning Down
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We Close Our Eyes
Somewhere deep in the slow, eternal depths of the heavens
Drifts a planet called simply "Earth"
And among the otherwise unremarkable population of this planet are two incredible heroes
Destined to save the future from itself
Hey Ninja Brian, I made a time machine spaceship. You wanna go on it?
Yeah, okay, cool
Soaring through the galaxy, the stars and sky align
The speed of light's for pussies, we're going at the speed of Brian
Flying towards the sexual peak of history and time
Computer, set a sexy course for the sexiest year, ugh
Sixty-nine
Sixty-nine
(Sixty-nine) I've got my space suit
(Sixty-nine) And ninety pounds of space lube
Crossing through into a fuckin worm hole beyond the Milky Way
That shit's far
To a time of Earth so far in the future where everyone gets laid
Twice as hard
The noble knights of honor on a fierce and sultry butt crusade
Here we are
Open the bay doors and let's live the dream
Give the world a double team
I bet it's a billion person orgy in an ocean of whipped cream
Wait. This place isn't sexy at all
And this robot sign says human touch has been outlawed
I can't believe my eyes, but it's a world without sex
Everyone here just wears full length pants and loose fitting turtlenecks
Men and women wave to each other from a respectable distance
Without the thrill of boning, what is life?
We must speak to the Council of Dick Elders tonight
Excuse me, Dick Elders?
What do you want?
I know it's most unusual to come before you so
But the planet Earth sucks balls now that no one's allowed to bone
We've come from the past to introduce you to ass
Wait, you're Ninja Sex Party, you will ruin our plans
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