• An Area Homosexual Thinks He's Still In The Closet
  • Life Is Unfair
  • Homoerotic Undertones Spice Up An NRA Meeting
  • Blind People Are Faking It
  • Christ Returns To The NBA
  • All US Males Have Been Renamed Dudley
  • A Multicultural Mural Celebrates A Diverse Lack Of Talent
  • A Drunken Man Makes An Interesting Point About Society
  • A Mean Man Has Shut Down The Candy Factory
  • A Mix Tape Expresses The Subtleties Of A Long Term Relationship
  • A Big Hair Lady Loves Jesus
  • An Area Man Doesn't Know What To Do With All The Extra Ketchup Packets
  • An Unknown Gunman In A Hardee's Parking Lot Is On The Verge Of International Fame
  • The Supreme Court Overturns A Car
  • A Baseball Hero Hits A Homerun For A Dying Billionaire
  • A Ten Year Old Denies Girl Liking Allegations
  • An Area Man Goes And Gets Himself Hit By A Goddamn Bus
  • Babies Are Stupid
  • A Horribly Awkward First Sexual Encounter Was Quote 'Worth The Wait' For A Pair Of Christian Newlyweds
  • You Are Pretty
  • All Natural Food Preservative Causes All Natural Cancer
  • An Adorable Puppy Nets Its Owner A Handjob
  • Alzheimers Victims Demand A Cure For Pancakes
  • a Local Man Might as Well Just Give Up
  • A Broke Dad Makes His Son A Playstation 2 For Christmas
  • A New Railway Line Is Slated To Be Built Straight Up Your Ass
  • An Ant Is Born
  • a One Hundred Fourteen Year Old attributes Longevity to Random Chance
  • A New Pen Brings A Fleeting Moment Of Satisfaction To A Local Man
  • A Boyfriend Vows To Try Harder
  • A Man Buys A Gun And Becomes All Powerful
  • A Birthday Boy Admits Accepting Gifts
  • A New Study Shows Broads Are Making Progress
  • A Serial Killer Describes His Neighbours As Quiet And Unsuspecting
  • Mr. T Will Pity A Fool
  • A Man With A New 40 Disk CD Changer Needs More CD's
  • A Breakthrough Drug Eliminates Crying In Infants
  • An Area Man Is Unafraid To Try New Snacks
  • A New Study Finds College Binge-Drinking To Be A Blast
  • A Fat Man Is Killed In A Wicker Chair Disaster
  • A New Version Of Olean Produces Less Violent Crap Fits
  • Stupid Thing Won't Work
  • A Beloved Minister Dies Just As He Lived - Of A Heart Attack
  • An Area [Censored]hole Stays On Top Of The Latest Trends In A Changing Marketplace
  • Three Hundred Naked Women Are Feared Lost In A Computer Crash
  • NASA Has Merged With NASCAR
  • A Woman Has Been Injured In A Hostile Makeover
  • An Education Department Study Reveals Seniors Rule
  • A Creative Asterisk Makes Readers Unaware Of The Word [Censored]
  • A Giant Metal Bird Devours Hundreds

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