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  • The Internet is For Porn
  • If You Were Gay
  • Everyone's a Little Bit Racist
  • Schadenfreude
  • Mix Tape
  • Purpose
  • I wish I could Go Back to College
  • There's a Fine, Fine Line
  • The More You Ruv Someone
  • The Avenue Q Theme
  • There Is Life Outside Your Apartment
  • For Now
  • Special
  • Fantasies Come True
  • The Money Song
  • You Can Be As Loud As the Hell You Want (When You're Makin' Love)
  • My Girlfriend, who Lives in Canada
  • What Do You Do With a B.A. in English? / It Sucks to Be Me
  • My Girlfriend (Who Lives in Canada)
  • What Do You Do With a B.A. in English
  • There's a Fine, Fine Line (reprise) / What Do You Do With a B.A. in English (reprise)
  • It Sucks To Be Me
  • School For Monsters - The Money Song (Reprise)
  • School for Monsters / The Money Song (Reprise)
  • School for Monsters/The Money Song (Reprise)
  • Avenue Q Theme
  • What Do You Do With A B.A. In English/It Sucks To Be Me
  • What Do You Do With a B.A. in English?/It Sucks to Be Me
  • There's A Fine, Fine Line (Reprise)/What Do You Do With A B.A. In English? (Reprise)
  • I'm Not Wearing Underwear Today
  • Tear It Up And Throw It Away
  • There's a Fine, Fine, Line
  • What Do You Do with a B.A. in English?
  • My Girlfriend Who Lives In Canada
  • Come True
  • School For Monsters
  • There's A Fine, Fine Line (Reprise)
  • You Can Be as loud as the hell you want
  • There's a Fine, Fine Line (Reprise) / What Do You Do with a B.A. in English? (Reprise)
  • You Can Be as Loud as the Hell You Want (When You're Making Love)
  • 06 - The Internet Is for Porn
  • What Do You Do With A B.A. in English- & It Sucks To Be Me
  • 03 - If You Were Gay
  • 05 - Everyone's a Little Bit Racist
  • everyones a little bit racist
  • What Do You Do With a B.A. in
  • 01 - The Avenue Q Theme
  • School For Monsters-The Money Song Reprise
  • You Can Be As Loud As The Hell
  • There's a Fine, Fine Line (Reprise) / What Do You Do With a BA in English (Reprise)

[Princeton: Say, Kate, can I ask you a question? Kate Monster: Sure! Princeton: Well, you know Trekkie Monster upstairs? Kate Monster: Uh-huh.Princeton: Well, he's Trekkie Monster, and you're Kate Monster.Kate Monster: Right.Princeton: You're both Monsters.Kate Monster: Yeah.Princeton: Are you two related? Kate Monster: What?! Princeton, I'm surprised at you! I find that racist! Princeton: Oh, well, I'm sorry! I was just asking! Kate Monster: Well, it's a touchy subject. No, not all Monsters are related. What are you trying say, huh? That we all look the same to you? Huh, huh, huh? Princeton: No, no, no, not at all. I'm sorry, I guess that was a little racist.Kate Monster: I should say so. You should be much more careful when you're talking about the sensitive subject of race.Princeton: Well, look who's talking! Kate Monster: What do you mean? Princeton: What about that special Monster School you told me about? Kate Monster: What about it? Princeton: Well, could someone like me go there? Kate Monster: No, we don't want people like you—Princeton: Ha ha! You see?!]

You're a little bit racist
[Kate Monster:] Well, you're a little bit too
[Princeton:] I guess we're both a little bit racist
[Kate Monster:] Admitting it is not an easy thing to do...
[Princeton:] But I guess it's true
[Kate Monster:] Between me and you, I think...
[Both:] Everyone's a little bit racist sometimes
Doesn't mean we go around committing hate crimes
Look around and you will find
No one's really colorblind
Maybe it's a fact we all should face:
Everyone makes judgments based on race

[Princeton: Now not big judgments, like who to hire or who to buy a newspaper from—Kate Monster: No! Princeton: No, just little judgments like thinking that Mexican busboys should learn to speak goddamn English! Kate Monster: Right! Both:] Everyone's a little bit racist today
So, everyone's a little bit racist, okay!
Ethinic jokes might be uncouth
But you laugh because they're based on truth
Don't take them as personal attacks
Everyone enjoys them—so relax!

[Princeton: All right, stop me if you've heard this one.Kate Monster: Okay! Princeton: Alright, there's a plan going down and there's only one paracute. And there's a rabbi, a priest... Kate Monster: And a black guy! Gary Coleman: Whatchoo talkin' 'bout, Kate? Kate Monster: Uh... Gary Coleman: You were telling a black joke! Princeton: Well, sure, Gary, but lots of people tell black jokes.Gary Coleman: I don't.Princeton: Well, of course you don't—you're black! But I bet you tell Polack jokes, right? Gary Coleman: Well, sure I do. Those stupid Polacks! Princeton: Now, don't you think that's a little racist? Gary Coleman: Well, damn, I guess you're right.Kate Monster:] You're a little bit racist
[Gary Coleman:] Well, you're a little bit too
...

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