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Best Friends Song
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Beelz
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For The Ladies
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Halloween
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Craig
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Love Song
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Little Tiny Moustache
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Superhero
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Grandfather
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Vanilla Ice Cream
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Talk To Me
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Gay
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Bitch
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Special
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Taxi Driver
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Down To The Old Pub Instead
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She Gotta Smile
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Dr. Stephen
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Baby
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Priest
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Albino
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HermAphrodite
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Country Love Song
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Voices In My Head
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Classic Rock Song
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Pierre
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Mixer At Delta Chi
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Not Home
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Whittlin' Man
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Half A Man
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A Month Dead
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Gerbil
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Walken I
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What If That Guy From Smashing Pumpkins Lost His Car Keys?
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Mother's Day Song
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Jim Henson's Dead
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Tall Glass O' Water
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In Defense Of A Peepshow Girl
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Lullaby (The Divorce Song)
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3 Balloons
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R.D.C. (Opie's Lament)
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If I Were Gay
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D&D
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A History Lesson
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D & D
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Bowling Song (almighty malachi, professional bowling god)
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Fishin' Hole
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Waiting
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Lullaby (Divorce Song)
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Dear diary 1
This is for my little girl.
My lady gives birth today.
I run to her room right away.
She smiles with glee and hands her to me.
I look at my newborn and say:
Damn, that's a ugly baby!
Damn, that's a ugly-ass baby!
I'm feeling quite concerned,
My semen must have turned,
'Cause, damn, that's a ugly baby.
I can't believe this came from me.
I think her mom did too much LSD.
She's skinny like a twig.
At least her nuts are big...
But the placenta is cuter than she.
...
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