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The Happy Happy Birthday Song
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I Am Cow
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Carrot Juice Is Murder
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The Last Saskatchewan Pirate
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Canada's Really Big
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Jesus' Brother Bob
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Malcolm
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Me Like Hockey
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Let There Be Guns
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Celine Dion
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The Mountie Song
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Gaelic Song
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Rocks and Trees
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Rippy The Gator
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Santa's Gonna Kick Your Ass
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Proud to be Canadian
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We are the Beaver
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History Is Made by Stupid People
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Johnny Came Home Headless
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Boy Band
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Great to be a Nerd
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Big Fat Road Manager
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A Man Has Needs
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TV Weather Guy
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Log In To You
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Mounted Animal Nature Trail
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The Christmas Song
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Kill the Dog Next Door
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Idiot Road
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Santa Got Arrested
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The Ballad Of Dan
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Don't Go Into Politics
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I Ran Away
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Stalker Girl
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The War of 1812
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Baby Poo
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Billy the Theme Park Shark
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The Canadian Crisis Song
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Forgive Us We're Canadian
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Tokyo Love Song
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Christmas Is Almost Here
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The Coffee Song
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The Assumption Song
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Pressure Washer
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Scary Ned
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I Want To Look Like Arnold
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Dangerous
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My Voice Is Changing
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The Fishing Song
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Killer Robots From Venus
I once was a happy man of sound and stable mind
Then my neighbor bought a dog
He put a ribbon on it's head to make it cute
But it still looked like a Chihuahua
He had me over to watch it sit and beg
It bit my knee and made love to my leg
Now it barks all the night and all of the day
Whenever it's not peeing on my lawn
I didn't get to sleep last night 'till very late
The stupid dog barked and grrrrred
I got up late for work and ran to catch the bus
But I slipped on a turd
I was certain, it wasn't one of mine
That that dog had crossed over the line
I wanted to exterminate it and all it's kind
From my lovely little suburb
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