• The Happy Happy Birthday Song
  • I Am Cow
  • Carrot Juice Is Murder
  • The Last Saskatchewan Pirate
  • Canada's Really Big
  • Jesus' Brother Bob
  • Malcolm
  • Me Like Hockey
  • Let There Be Guns
  • Celine Dion
  • The Mountie Song
  • Gaelic Song
  • Rocks and Trees
  • Rippy The Gator
  • Santa's Gonna Kick Your Ass
  • Proud to be Canadian
  • We are the Beaver
  • History Is Made by Stupid People
  • Johnny Came Home Headless
  • Boy Band
  • Great to be a Nerd
  • Big Fat Road Manager
  • A Man Has Needs
  • TV Weather Guy
  • Log In To You
  • Mounted Animal Nature Trail
  • The Christmas Song
  • Kill the Dog Next Door
  • Idiot Road
  • Santa Got Arrested
  • The Ballad Of Dan
  • Don't Go Into Politics
  • I Ran Away
  • Stalker Girl
  • The War of 1812
  • Baby Poo
  • Billy the Theme Park Shark
  • The Canadian Crisis Song
  • Forgive Us We're Canadian
  • Tokyo Love Song
  • Christmas Is Almost Here
  • The Coffee Song
  • The Assumption Song
  • Pressure Washer
  • Scary Ned
  • I Want To Look Like Arnold
  • Dangerous
  • My Voice Is Changing
  • The Fishing Song
  • Killer Robots From Venus

When I joined a band I thought my life was pretty cool
We'd stay in hotels with room service and pools
Sign body parts for fans
Check into rehab and smash up the van
But looking back I should have stayed in school.

Life out on the road can be dangerous you see
To rock stock food and smelly roadies
Are not nearly as scary
As that girl who's at every show
Mouthing the words from the front row
The stalker girl is scaring the hell out of me
...

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