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  • When the hero is just as smart as villain.
  • If insects had to introduce themselves.
  • Why do Sekiro's enemies even fight him?
  • Games where the world stops during dialogue.
  • If you learned how to quick save in real life.
  • Trying to learn ANYTHING new.
  • When the homie choking on something, but its fire.
  • Overpowered protagonists make no sense.
  • Super human interview
  • Maining ANYBODY in Smash Bros.
  • People that think the manager can change everything.
  • The reason I don't talk crazy online.
  • Me vs literally ANYONE in word games.
  • If eye surgeons did you how barbers do.
  • If you learned how to deflect in real life.
  • Basically ANY main character in a detective anime.
  • Someone tries to rob an upcoming rapper.
  • Super Human Interview 2
  • I walked into the wrong restaurant.
  • Your friends that are too down for you.
  • When the FBI suspects you of a crime, but you're inside on the game.
  • Games that let you max out your stealth.
  • You've just been born and your parents do this.
  • Villains that always kill their subordinates
  • The first plant to become a venus fly trap
  • Strangers at the gas station at 1AM.
  • When your game pays way too much attention to detail
  • The first person to suggest mail by pigeon.
  • If they let a drug dealer into a musical.
  • How EVERYTHING sounds when you're trying to sleep.
  • How fast food places act when you want some more sauce.
  • Being a side character while the smart characters figure everything out.
  • Drama shows after 12 seasons
  • Putting your glasses down for 5 SECONDS
  • If people in anime actually took their bleeding serious.
  • When you just wanted to help your friend with his diss track.
  • When you find out you're friends with the wrong person.
  • How fearless minions are in ANY video game.
  • People that have a million alarms set.
  • When you're trying NOT to look dumb in front of your smart friend.
  • When you REALLY need to sell that house.
  • When you pick up a soda that's ACTUALLY fresh and still carbonated.
  • I hate sleep paralysis the MOST.
  • Walking with people that got longer legs than you.
  • When you have to question your own intellect again.
  • Reaching in your pocket and NOT finding your phone.
  • How the massage places treat you on your first run.
  • RPG Game Logic
  • Basically ANY loot based games.
  • When you travel through time to stop yourself from making a dumb mistake

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