Fed.

breakcore

Fed. (also known as Babes on Fire when he played Sick Fest V) is a Shitcore (a meld of breakcore, mashups and funny samples) artist from Grodno, Belarus for more info, check http://www.myspace.com/fedsucker Fed. has been a musical project since his own father's inception in far 1954 (year of Stalin's demise btw!!!). First musical impulses were spurred by emergence of bitlomania, deeppurpulia and homegrown weed known in Soviet Union as plan. Eighties saw him headlining multiple kindergarten raves. In early nineties, lost his hacker virginity by copletely breaking a 386 into peices. Winner of the first Distortion Karaoke LameLipSync contest and runner-up of the 4th annual Gulag-Country Midi Seqeuncing Cup '96. Thus proclaiming him the ultimate Midi-Gulag hero of the nighbourhood. Your average Gulag chanson chops come 96% close to the originals, whe the King is at the controls on the chanson-box (local variety of groovebox)! Fed.'s favourite yard games include the good ole fecal-freckles (throw brick into shit and stay bent), a passtime of choice for many local shitpunks. On the dancefloor he's the man, with his diskopolo moves, beer-belly dancing he's rocking the ladies and pisses off faggot minimal deejays. His first million dollars earned by supplying raw musical material for a WC Duck tv commercial was spent on buying out a substancial part of his hometown's heat pipeline and monopolizing numerous winter stayover places of local bums. KEEP WARM - BUST A BUM has become a log...